Portrait of a Summer Scholar

He’s yawning forward

over crossed arms and a book

at a high table,

legs and sandaled feet dangling,

breakfast dishes pushed aside,

a good-looking youth,

dark-haired and bearded,

brown eyes deeply set

in bright, clear-skinned face,

at mid-morning on a Tuesday

at the end of June;

it’s hard to be a scholar

on a summer day.

Copyright 2015

T. Allen Culpepper

No Joke

So these two gay dudes walk into a bar

and they meet and hit it off and kiss

and go home together and it turns

into a long-term relationship and

they get married and despite some

troubles once in a while basically

live happily ever after just like the

straight people so they get their happy

fairy-tale ending. No joke.

Copyright 2015

T. Allen Culpepper

Rim Job: A Dirty Paradelle

Warning: Sexually explicit. Please do not read if you’re bothered by that.

I rip off your skimpy underpants.

I rip off your skimpy underpants

to expose the globes of your butt cheeks,

to expose the globes of your butt cheeks:

Butt cheeks’ globes expose I,

the too-skimpy underpants off of you ripping.

Palming your ass, I spread it wide.

Palming your ass, I spread it wide

to access your smooth shaved hole,

to access your smooth shaved hole:

To access asshole, I it palming

shaved smooth, spread wide you.

Face buried in your crack, I stick my tongue inside

Face buried in your crack, I stick my tongue inside,

swirling it around inside your eager boi cunt,

swirling it around inside your eager boi cunt:

Around your boi cunt, eager face buried

in crack, I stick it, swirling.

Accessing your round ass, cunt boi,

I bury my eager face in the smooth

shaved hole of your butt cheeks’ widespread crack,

exposed by skimpy underpants ripped off,

swirling my tongue to inside stick it,

swirling my tongue to inside stick it.

Copyright 2015

T. Allen Culpepper

Panic Attack

Panic swoops down and preys on him:

a fearsome, famished raptor

ripping apart his flesh

with razor-claws,

digging in through muscle

to devour the organ meats,

savoring his heart and brain.

This is the point at which

the nightmare is supposed to end,

but he’s been wide awake

from the beginning,

and the scenario’s stuck

in a replaying loop.

When he tries to tell others

how it works,

they always advise,

“It’s OK, calm down, it’s

only in your head.”

But that is where he lives.

Copyright 2015

T. Allen Culpepper

Awkward

You probably saw them at the Pride festival,

three teenage friends walking around together,

two of them in regular summer street clothes—

shorts with T-shirts, tanks tops, flip-flops,

the third, blond and skinny, in little red trunks, but

then later on, with afternoon waning toward evening

and the crowd thinning out, a second one of them

has stripped down to briefs, but having shed his clothes,

doesn’t quite know what to do with them,

so he stands there holding them in a bundle

under his arm, looking awkward, not because

of shyness about his near nudity, but just because

of having that wad of clothes to tote around,

you’re hoping that he’ll say what the fuck

and just toss them into the first trash barrel he says

and scamper freely off, but of course, he won’t;

he’ll just juggle the bundle around all evening.

And you realize that most of us act a bit like that;

we can tug off our inhibitions or emotional baggage

or whatever superficial stuff we need to let go of,

but having taken them off, still carry them everywhere.

Copyright 2015

T/ Allen Culpepper

Wine Merchant

In the market stall,

he sits on a stool,

wearing a red plaid shirt,

trucker cap, and blue shorts,

hawking locally made wines,

extolling this and that one,

a cut young man with eyes like wells—

if he leaned back against a wall,

you could jump in them and dive down

to another hemisphere’s dawn—

and a handsome face adorned

with blond scruff—adored wine-god

of a more recent vintage—

and from this point of vantage,

I’d say that what he pours

I’d drink and ask for more.

Copyright 2015

T. Allen Culpepper