Theological Speculation

So what if God created Adam a top

and saw that he needed somewhere to put it

and then created Steve a bottom,

but then Steve turned out to be a slut

and took on every snake in the garden,

so God decided all that breeding

ought to produce some result,

so he whacked of off Steve’s S and T

and made him pregnant Eve?

Or maybe there’s a misprint

and God created Ada first

and noticed she kept looking

at herself in the reflecting pool

and put one and one together

and that’s how Ada and Eve

came together, and the snake

was just a sex-toy metaphor.

Because, I mean, who ever

really knows what God is up to?

Copyright 2015

T. Allen Culpepper