“I’m a Top! Tell Me What a Top I Am!”

top

Inevitably narcissistic

masculine top seeks

constant re-validation

of his self-proclaimed

masculine topness.

Only bottoms need apply.

Be good-looking

and under thirty.

You host.

(I live with Mom.)

Negative as of 4 p.m.

Copyright 2015

T. Allen Culpepper

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