So what if God created Adam a top
and saw that he needed somewhere to put it
and then created Steve a bottom,
but then Steve turned out to be a slut
and took on every snake in the garden,
so God decided all that breeding
ought to produce some result,
so he whacked of off Steve’s S and T
and made him pregnant Eve?
Or maybe there’s a misprint
and God created Ada first
and noticed she kept looking
at herself in the reflecting pool
and put one and one together
and that’s how Ada and Eve
came together, and the snake
was just a sex-toy metaphor.
Because, I mean, who ever
really knows what God is up to?
T. Allen Culpepper