Rob Punzel

Rob Punzel had an exceptionally large penis,

but he never got use it because his master kept him

locked in a tower to keep him out of trouble.

It was kind of a turn-on at first, but then it just got boring.

But then one day when Master Nick was away

doing some business in an adjacent state,

a handsome Prince—no, not that kind of prince,

just a regular dude called Mike, whose last name

happened to be Prince, but who really was handsome

and vaguely knew Rob from back in the day,

saw Rob at the tower window when he happened

to be passing, yelled up a few inquiries,

and then offered to rescue him and provide him

with a bit of entertainment, but the tower was locked

and no one had a ladder.  After discarding Plans A, B, and C,

Mike remembered Rob’s prior claim to notoriety.

“Rob Punzel, Rob Punzel,” he shouted, “stick out your dick!”

Rob complied, Mike climbed up, and after an appropriate

period of reacquaintance, got dressed, descended the stairs,

and headed off to the local pub, Happily Ever After.

Rob Punzel had an exceptionally large penis,

but he never got use it because his master kept him

locked in a tower to keep him out of trouble.

It was kind of a turn-on at first, but then it just got boring.

But then one day when Master Nick was away

doing some business in an adjacent state,

a handsome Prince—no, not that kind of prince,

just a regular dude called Mike, whose last name

happened to be Prince, but who really was handsome

and vaguely knew Rob from back in the day,

saw Rob at the tower window when he happened

to be passing, yelled up a few inquiries,

and then offered to rescue him and provide him

with a bit of entertainment, but the tower was locked

and no one had a ladder.  After discarding Plans A, B, and C,

Mike remembered Rob’s prior claim to notoriety.

“Rob Punzel, Rob Punzel,” he shouted, “stick out your dick!”

Rob complied, Mike climbed up, and after an appropriate

period of reacquaintance, got dressed, descended the stairs,

and headed off to the local pub, Happily Ever After.

 

Copyright 2014

T. Allen Culpepper

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