Goldilocks Does the Three Bears

 

So these three bears, a huge bear, a biggish bear,

and a cub, more of an otter really, lived in a cabin

out in the woods, as bears like to do.

One Saturday morning, for a late breakfast, they cooked up

a big pot of oatmeal, with cinnamon and raisins

and walnuts and cream, and dished it out into bowls,

but it was too damn hot to eat, so they decided

to take a little stroll while it cooled.

 

Meanwhile, Goldilocks, a pretty, kind of fem

city boy who shouldn’t have tried navigating

the woods alone, was brunching in the park with some friends,

and got bored, as boys like him tend to do

so he wandered off and decided to take a stroll as well,

but of course he got all disoriented and lost the trail.

By the time he accidentally found the bears’ cabin,

he was tired, lost, and hungry again.

No one answered his knock or hello, and the door

happened to be unlocked, so he ventured in.

 

Now, to be fair, Goldilocks wasn’t the type

who usually went around helping himself to what

wasn’t his, but he was starving by now, and the

oatmeal just looked too good to resist, but he

didn’t want to take too much, so he just sampled

a little bit from each bowl, so no one would really notice.

After that, he was just going to sit for a minute

until he got his strength back, but there were only

three chairs, and none of them really seemed to suit him—

maybe they were uncomfortable or the wrong size,

or maybe he was just restless.

 

Anyway, he was looking around for a pen and paper

to leave a little note sweetly apologizing for the intrusion,

when the bears returned.  There was just a moment of awkwardness,

but then they got things sorted, and Goldilocks tried out

each bear’s bed separately, but couldn’t make up his mind,

so in the end, all four of them just piled into the huge bear’s bed together.

 

Copyright 2014

T. Allen Culpepper

 

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